Hello one and all it is I the trimatron with all the facts, just wanted to set the record straight about the alleged strike to former DJ Extraordinaire, Travis Wrights face with a football.
The day was Thursday the 4th of June, the venue was mornington international indoor sports facility, we were warming up before another casual game of indoor football. When no hand mangina expert, Rhys Edmund, passed the soccer ball over to me I flicked it up and softly lobbed it to the Wright stuff editor, Travis Wright. In a moment of horrendous misjudgement Travis took his eyes off the ball and the ball shaved his face before going into the back of the net. To the left I have a picture of what Trav thought his face looked like after the incident.
Special Comments by Analise Wright
The question that needs to be asked after Gareths brave decision to oust the truth is; was this drama-queen behaviour displayed by Travis an isolated incident? Whilst there is no doubt that the impact may have bought a tear to the eye to even the toughest of men, there are people out there who believe that Travis may just be a massive over-exaggerator .
Not content with making Trim look bad in front of his team-mates, Wright also involved Gail Way, spinning a massive tale of malice, making Gareth out to be a monster in front of his mother-in-law only months before his alpine wedding.
The man who has been known to whinge about the length of grass on a walking track and believes every sneeze to be the beginning of a life-threatening influenza can't necessarily be trusted to not be crying wolf. Chopper would have the following advice for you Trav... Harden the F&*! Up!
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